The Mad Rants of an Unconventional Soccer Mom

Last night, for five hours, 35 Articles of Impeachment against G.W. were read into the record of Congress. You would have thought that it would have been a news-worthy event, but apparently the "dap" a.k.a. "terrorist fist jab" is still what is on every one's mind. Here are the first ten articles:

Article I
Creating a Secret Propaganda Campaign to Manufacture a False Case for War against Iraq.

Article II
Falsely, Systematically, and with Criminal Intent Conflating the Attacks of September 11, 2001, With misrepresentation of Iraq as a Security Threat as Part of Fraudulent Justification for a War of Aggression.

Article III
Misleading the American People and Members of Congress to Believe Iraq Possessed Weapons of Mass Destruction, to Manufacture a False Case for War.

Article IV
Misleading the American People and Members of Congress to Believe Iraq Posed an Imminent Threat to the United States.

Article V
Illegally Misspending Funds to Secretly Begin a War of Aggression.

Article VI
Invading Iraq in Violation of the Requirements of HJRes114.

Article VII
Invading Iraq Absent a Declaration of War.

Article VIII
Invading Iraq, A Sovereign Nation, in Violation of the UN Charter.

Article IX
Failing to Provide Troops With Body Armor and Vehicle Armor.

Article X
Falsifying Accounts of US Troop Deaths and Injuries for Political Purposes.

You can read the entire resolution here. There's no doubt in my mind that he is guilty of each and every one of the 35 crimes, but nothing will ever come of it. He will never be held accountable for all the people that have died because of his war. It seems the only thing in this day and age that can get you impeached is a blow job.

I think this one fits the Bush lov'n, beer furtune heir much better:

"We may call ourselves Democrats and Republicans, but we are Americans first.

I am so proud! Tears of joy are stinging my eyes. Barack has clinched the nomination! I have had the privilege of not only witnessing, but being part of this defining moment in our history and I am the better for it.

America, more than any other country, is based around an idea. Most of the time, that idea just lives in the abstract world. Occasionally---like right now---the idea is actually happening. Who would have thought sixteen months ago that a young, upstart, black man with a funky name and no money would build a nation-wide grass roots coalition and win against the Clinton brand, the DLC establishment, and "operation chaos"? MLK and Bobby are smiling down on us right now. They aspired for something better for us and I believe we are now finally realizing it.

As I look at my children, I will cherish this incredible time that we have come to as a nation. I have invested so much hope in this moment. I know a lot of people think that I am foolish and naive for it, but it makes tonight all the more sweeter for me. Like Barack said tonight "This is our moment, our time to offer a new direction, but we have a long journey ahead". So tonight I will sleep restfully and prepare to volunteer for the next battle ahead. Peace!

Of course not. Clinton just gave her "celebration" speech. In her first sentence she dissed Montana by saying that South Dakota was the last voice and they elected her. Montana polls don't close for another 20 minutes, but I guess they don't count.

She's still is campaigning - this was her normal stump speech. She is still claiming that she won the "popular vote" even though there is no such thing. Oh...and she used Bushes favorite line: Stay the Course. What the hell! This speech was not in furtherance of the party; it was nothing but a final dig into her party's nominee. So much for unity. I'm sorry but I really hate her right now.