The Mad Rants of an Unconventional Soccer Mom

Last night, for five hours, 35 Articles of Impeachment against G.W. were read into the record of Congress. You would have thought that it would have been a news-worthy event, but apparently the "dap" a.k.a. "terrorist fist jab" is still what is on every one's mind. Here are the first ten articles:

Article I
Creating a Secret Propaganda Campaign to Manufacture a False Case for War against Iraq.

Article II
Falsely, Systematically, and with Criminal Intent Conflating the Attacks of September 11, 2001, With misrepresentation of Iraq as a Security Threat as Part of Fraudulent Justification for a War of Aggression.

Article III
Misleading the American People and Members of Congress to Believe Iraq Possessed Weapons of Mass Destruction, to Manufacture a False Case for War.

Article IV
Misleading the American People and Members of Congress to Believe Iraq Posed an Imminent Threat to the United States.

Article V
Illegally Misspending Funds to Secretly Begin a War of Aggression.

Article VI
Invading Iraq in Violation of the Requirements of HJRes114.

Article VII
Invading Iraq Absent a Declaration of War.

Article VIII
Invading Iraq, A Sovereign Nation, in Violation of the UN Charter.

Article IX
Failing to Provide Troops With Body Armor and Vehicle Armor.

Article X
Falsifying Accounts of US Troop Deaths and Injuries for Political Purposes.

You can read the entire resolution here. There's no doubt in my mind that he is guilty of each and every one of the 35 crimes, but nothing will ever come of it. He will never be held accountable for all the people that have died because of his war. It seems the only thing in this day and age that can get you impeached is a blow job.