The Mad Rants of an Unconventional Soccer Mom

Last night while Hillary was blowing us all away with her wonderful endorsement of Obama and all things progressive, McSame was in his home state campaigning. Why would he have to do that you might ask? Because his polling is so sucky in the state that knows he best, he’s on the verge of losing it. He can barely hit 45%.

But here’s the funny thing about last night…or the thing that would not be so funny if I were the parents of the girls at the school he was illegally holding his event at…It’s that he was there trying to be “hip” by endorsing the rap artist Daddy Yankee and his song Gasolina... which as it turns out is about f**king! Yes, that’s right. McCain was illegally in a high school gym full of giddy underage girls bopping his head to a song he “loves” about how women like to be filled up with ‘gasolina” hard! Here are some of the lyrics:

Da - ddy Yan- kee !
shake it mambo so that my cat (cat = babe) can turn on the engine,
shake it mambo so that my cat (cat = babe) can turn on the engine,
shake it mambo so that my cat (cat = babe) can turn on the engine,

Get ready, because whats coming is to give it to her, (hard!)
Mamita, I know that you aren't going to take away (hard!)
What I like is that you let yourself get taken away (hard!)
every weekend she goes out to have fun (hard!)
my cat doesn't stop hanging out because ...

She likes gasolina
(give me more gasolina!)
How she loves gasolina (give me more gasolina!)

And what’s gasolina? It’s not fuel!

One has to wonder if the conservative Republican was simply pandering when talking about Gasolina. If so would he have made a point of mentioning the song "Gasolina" which is a reference to semen and the song itself has lyrics loaded with sexual references.

A campaign spokesman said McCain had no comment when asked whether McCain knew about the sexual references in the song.

Brought to you by the party of “family values’!